Blueneck Jokes

TGIF Folks. It’s the 40th annniversary of the Voting Rights Act, and tomorrow’s the 60th anniversary of the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima. Both very Important and Serious Things. But I’m feeling goofy. It’s the end of summer. I’m picking peaches and making margaritas. Here are a few Friday Blueneck jokes.

You might be a blueneck if...

• your country club is the local union hall.
  
• you’ve ever taken a job at the Dixie Mart just for the health insurance.
  
• your uncle bought the November 1976 Playboy just for the Jimmy Carter interview.
  
• you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
  
• you root for the little guy, even if he weighs 280 pounds.
  
• your kid goes to a public school.
  
• your whole family is Democrat—even your cousin at Brushy Mountain.