You Might Be a Blueneck If...

TGIF, folks. The weather has cooled off here in Knoxvegas. Bush got CAFTA passed yesterday. Oh well. I'm about to pop a cold one and help the wife finish painting the living room. Thought you might enjoy a couple of laughs on a Friday, with aplogies to Jeff Foxworthy.

• your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches.
  
• you own a Johnny Cash commemorative plate collection.
  
• you've had your job down-sized or out-sourced.
  
• you've ever yelled out "Free Bird!" during the Democratic National Convention.
  
• you refuse to slide in girls' softball because you don’t want to crush your cigarettes.
  
• you like Howard Dean's hog calling technique.
  
• you think lesbians should have the right to have an old lady too. -T